Look at the e-mail I just received!

[callmeCrazyButt]

Hey i did say "kiss you"

and you know we need to put the women here in their place

What place is that? I would like to be put in a 4 star hotel. Thanks in advance.

 

[JerryP]

BTW, I've gotten about 100 (no exaggeration) emails in the last few days from displaced royalty, etc. needing me to transfer money for them. Is anyone else seeing this epidemic?

Only lately? My spam blocker gets those every day plus all the ones that insult various parts of my anatomy. The money transfer people need a little money up front to assist in the transfer (naturally) and the only enlarger that works is the one that dehawk has (as seen on TV).

 

[dehawk]

Hello my dear
I am so glad to see your letter again,I think I am a lucky girl to meet such man and I will do my best to meet you in real life!
you know I can work in any city of your area because it is free choice and agency only helps me to get
only travel documents (visa)and ticket, and I do hope that we will like each other and now I have the destination.
The agency will also suggest some places to work in. I do hope I have met my right man!you know I have told you before one
of my friend worked abroad last year and have met right man,now they live there and they are going to
marry. by the way now they are arranging the trip to Russia,(he wants to meet her parents and friends)
I think if I feel that you are my dream and you have the same feelings we could think about our future together.
if not I will just work and return back when the time to travel back. you know I am new here and I am afraid to make any mistake.
I have one great lack,I am very impatient sometimes I can act without thinking.
Sometimes I think that my dream is getting for real and it is so bad to be disappointed later.
I want you to know all small things about me because it shouldn't be any misunderstandings between us.
I want you to know that I am not angel and sometimes I can show my character.And I don't wait that you to be angel too, I just want to meet a kind man .
I am very kind and I can forgive almost all I can't forgive if my man sleep with different woman, I don't know many nessesary words in english.
I hope you can read between lines. A little more about myself!
my favorite activity is fitness. I wanted to be as fitness trainer but
I finished The Irkutsk State Univercity, trainers faculty as fitness
trainer but I don't work on my profession because there are no good fintess clubs in my city,
I used to sit at home and to do all housework,helping my mom. I would like to have good job,
I may work dancing teacher, or trainer of fitness,you know I have a certificate. I worked as a trainer a year ago .
and I would like to do it again .you know how many more younger girls want to get this job too!Alot of competition here. I want to tell you about things I like:
I like to make barbecue and I so much want to have my own home with fireplace.
usually I make very tasty ones and in principle I like to cook and it is not problem for me to cook something tasty and I don't like to visit cafes and restaurants,
at first usually they can't cook weel(maybe only here) and second too high price.
I like warm weather. and my great dream is to live somewhere on tropical island. Also I want to tell you about my dislikes:
I hate our long winters it seems to me they will never end. I hate lies and unfaithfulness.
I hate evil people and politicans I think they like to play wars, I hate any ars.
What I like in a man: faithfulness, honesty. He has to be open- minded and open-hearted, also easy-going. and much more important he is kind,kindness makes our world!
Are you kind and gentleman ?????
I think my man should be kind ,it is great feeling after love,only kind person may be happy, all rude people are unhappy.
or must be. A few questions yet, agency tells that I will have a room in nearest hotel near my future
work but if we like each other may be is it possible to live together?I think we will enjoy life together. do you have your car?animals? I
can't drive and I do hope you give me a few lessons, to be fair I have so many plans .I will find out all travel details
about my flight this week. I will leave my town today in a two hours and i think I will be not able to write to you today or so.
When I am in Moscow I will send you short letter to let you know that I am all right and they tell that it takes about two days to
get all nesseary papers, please confirm your phone number and international airport, I want to be sure I have all your details and
Please don't look at different girls. I am the best(joke). Well, I will close this letter I think I am bore today,and please feel
free to ask. See you soon!I can't believe everything is for real. to be fair I am lost and my head is like any big station with a lot of voice!
KISS and LOVE NATALIA!

 

[clubchick]

well, looks like she still loves you, ya screaming drunk!

 

[druvans]

The language of teaching at Irkutsk State University is Russian. The major qualifications provided by the University are: a four year Bachelor of Art and Sciences, a Diploma of Specialist (five year program).

http://www.privatephone.com/ can solve the phone number issue

 

[dehawk]

My honey ! it is me,can you believe I am in Moscow. I can't believe ,it was wonderful flight and they gave red vine in plane, wow,I have never tried
such tasty one!!!!!
I went the bus up to the Subway from the airport .In Subway long went, it was so is delightful
I was in travel agency today, but my documents are not ready yet, it will be ready tomorrow.
I will go to travel agency again to get all info about my trip. And of course, when I will get it - I will send it to you!
It is such great city and it takes a few hours to travel from one end to other.
I rented the flat for few days.
People said to me some nice places in Moscow while he was
Such a great city it is. I have no words to explain. you can't imagine how great Moscow is,to be fair I wouldn't like to
live here,a lot of cars,people , voice and pollution.Ugly traffic and people with crazy eyes.
When I get off plane in airport Moscow policeman asked about passport and he looked at me like I am any enemy,
I think all people here are a little crazy at terrorism.Life here in Moscow is expensive. I was going through some shops today
and it is much more expensive than in our town. Food and all the general things. It is the same country but different prices, what a great change.
I think people living in Moscow are very cautious ,I think so. But I think that I have done my choice and to be fair I don't want to
live here,it is not the city of my dreams. you know I am not coward I am not afraid I know it is my chance to meet
kind man .I do hope I am right. and I think you are too kind to make any bad things I feel it.
Well,I will close this letter ,please write as soon as possible!see
you soon! KISS . Great kiss from moscow!!!!!!!!! Natalia

 

[precocious]

well, looks like she still loves you, ya screaming drunk!

LOL LOL Oh Clubby....ROFLMFAO...

Dehawk, what will you do? Do you have 'crazy eyes'??

Tell her you'll meet her at the airport....you'll be the one with his pants around his ankles! LOL LOL

:hmm: Tell her St. Dehawk is the patron saint of polygamy....

 

[Choochoojr]

So do you have room for her dehawk? Looks like she is on her way and will be with you in no time :tongue:

So I must ask though, how much money have you sent to her so far? LOL

 

[dehawk]

So far she hasent yet asked for money , i am waiting for her to ask.

I havent replied , i shall let her stew for a few days. In i ntend to get something sent to me from russia for all my efforts.

 

[Choochoojr]

So far she hasent yet asked for money , i am waiting for her to ask.

I havent replied , i shall let her stew for a few days. In i ntend to get something sent to me from russia for all my efforts.

I am sure it is gonna happen.

I would not let her stew too long, you might lose her. LOL

Russia is sending you one of it's finest women, what else do you want?

 

[JMB27]

You should tell her that your business requires you to go to Moscow immediately and that you can meet her there. It would be funny to see what she comes up with to that!!

 

[DanC]

What happened?

Over a week with out an update.......

What happened?

 

[dehawk]

she hasnt answered my last email , i just sent her a note telling her how much i loved her and was worried about her.

Maybe she reads spoofee

 

[JerryP]

Not to imagine "the worst" but I'll bet she has gotten captured by white slavers. Surely they will let her go if you send them $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$.

 

[dehawk]

Not to imagine "the worst" but I'll bet she has gotten captured by white slavers. Surely they will let her go if you send them $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$.

OMG


*runs to the bank*

 

[eabu]

so what happened to your girlfriend?

 

[Choochoojr]

What happened dehawk? Let me guess she is now living with you and you are keeping her a secret from us all?

 

[dehawk]

NO tmuch , shes gone very quiet after i sent her the money to come here. Maybe shes busy packing

 

[Choochoojr]

NO tmuch , shes gone very quiet after i sent her the money to come here. Maybe shes busy packing

I think maybe the coon cash you sent her didn't impress her very much. But like you said maybe she is busy packing.

I just hope some other guy did not wisk her away from you because this was your destiny, IMHO.

 

[clubchick]

maybe you ought to write her again