Look at the e-mail I just received!

Yea BD, you sure that's the first email like that you have gotten??:hmm:
 
Big Daddy said:
I'd thank her for her pictures, send her a picture (real or not, but at least of a normal looking person), express your great interest in meeting her, including a town and city to prove your intentions. Maybe tell her that you own your own business (e.g., Big Daddy's Package :tongue: or similar) and that if the Agency approves you have some positions available working the counter etc. and that you pay very well. Also ask what salary is she looking for and where she plans on living etc. (you have to seem genuinely interested - like I've done this before :tongue: :tongue: ) Otherwise ask her what else she needs from you to prepare for her big move. Also to prove her true intentions of meeting you, I'd also ask for a new picture of her dressed in a bathing suit (or similar) with "Spoofee" written on her belly or shirt etc. ;)


BTW don't blow it by mentioning marriage and your church yet.

:claps:
callmeCrazyButt said:
If I didn't know any better I would say you were a pro at this. :hmm: ;)

Nope.....he's just a married guy with kids living vicariously through the unmarried mangy coon-dog! :rolleyes:

P.S. Dehawk....make sure you ask her of her interests and hobbies...that would show interest in her ....


**BTW crazybutt....in spellcheck you come up as 'climaxed' :eek:**
 
I am having a problem finding pics for the email , can someone give me a link to a randon myspace guy who has pictures to use.

Oh and CC , your pics are going to be used as my "ex wife" who was a biatch :p
 
Ok done , som epoor guy from myspace has his pics flicked.

Hi Natalia,

You are very very attractive, I loved your pictures very very much and I am surprised a girl as nice as you is still single.
I am not sure where in the USA you plan to come , I live in Spoofee, California (zip code 94568) , that is about 1 hour away from the main California airport.
If you are still looking for a job when you come here I will try to set something up for you . As I said I am a successful business man and have dedicated my life to the Church of Saint dehawk. We do have 2 restraunts that the church owns and I can set up a job for you over there so you can make some money.
Also when are you planning to come over , I cannot wait to see you in person. Also I was wondering what are the things you like doing in your free time, your hobbies , your life etc.
I have sent you 2 pictures of me also, the woman on the left was my ex wife who divorced me.

I was hoping to see some more pictures of you wearing something sexier J. I hope you will allow it.

Thanks,
 
dehawk said:
Oh and CC , your pics are going to be used as my "ex wife" who was a biatch :p
I hope for your sake that I am not CC. :cussing: :28:
 
dehawk said:
Oh and CC , your pics are going to be used as my "ex wife" who was a biatch :p
:eek: :eek: dehawk, you promised me you wouldn't share our past with everyone here at spoofee :mad:
 
clubchick said:
:eek: :eek: dehawk, you promised me you wouldn't share our past with everyone here at spoofee :mad:
Clubby!!!! Is Dehawk your gay ex-husband!!!! :eek: :theyareon
 
Apparently they don't have color monitors in Russia. She didn't notice that the girl in the first pic has green eyes and the second has blue eyes.

I had a GF once who had one green eye and one blue eye. I'd love to find her again
 
Hello my dear , thank you for your answer!
At first I think I have to say that I am new in internet and I have only good intentions.
you should know that I am not very good writer in english, please be patient to read my
messages and see many mistakes. to be fair I don't know what you want to know about me,in principle
I am usual girl.I think I should tell you about me, my interests,tastes and hobbies.I think I will tell you
about things I want to know about you and you will know my future questions.
I am 25 years old,my birthday is December, 25, 1980. I so much don't want to get older ,when I can see old women I am
getting crazy to think that it is my future .I do all the best to keep my youth and I keep my body well.In spite of all
difficultes here I am trying to be in good condition and I do a lot of exercises to be in good shape!
I am about 172 cm tall (5.6) and my weight is about 56 kg. I've been told I look well enough ,
and I think that all women have own beaty. I have never been married and I don`t have children.
I have one youngest sisters and it is great problem for us because we have only two rooms flat.you can't imagine what does it mean to be born
in small town in Russia,there are not any chances to live well,to get a good job.All young people leave towns to search
great luck in big cities but nobody waits for them there. I want to leave Russia,I know it sounds ugly but I know that I
will be lost here like many young girls before me. It is not place to grow children and have stable future.I want to meet my right man .
I think in future I can work as fitness trainer I have a certificate. My mother is my great problem too,she has a great dream to see me
married and she wants to make me happy but I think it is only my business I am not a little child. She tells me every day
that I should get married very soon... To be fair I am not sure I am able to explain all in first message I
want to say so much! I just want you to know that I am not afraid to work,I am fairly goal
oriented and I am sure you will be not disappoined to meet me in real life.I am going to spend three months
abroad to work in any good place,agency promises to help me because it is only the way I can leave Russia.I will have all documents
to travel in a few days and i will travel to moscow then,from moscow I will travel to you and they ask me about name of the city i am going to work,
if you don't mind to meet me please tell me the name of your city and nearest international airport! I will book my flight from moscow!
I think it would be so great to meet my love and stay there forever.I know that it is not so easy like I think but I think it is possible that I meat my real love.
I want to love and to be loved I want to build our own happiness,only me and my man there. I don't smoke,I tried to smoke when I was younger.
I may have a glass of red dry vine,sometimes it helps to relax. I try to take care of my body and face. I know it is all I have.
My soul may have any itnterst for you later, I thinkso.I am not a little girl and I know that at first almost all men look
at body ,legs and face.God created males such persons. Well,I think I am lost in my letter,I am not sure you
understand my goals,please feel free to ask.
I live in Russia,town Molodezhnyi, Lenina street 7, flat 18 ,it is near big city Irkutsk.
My town is rather far from Moscow. Moscow is a capital of my country. I want you to reply if you understand my mind,my intentions,my soul,if
not please reply too, I will continue my searching. Well, I will close this letter,I think you are tired to read
it.and If you think that I should write shorter letters please tell me. I write from internet cafe in
Irkutsk because there are not cafes and possibility to use internet in my small town,we have 4 digital phone number and we
can't call abroad.Even to call in any big town here in Russia I have to order the call in advance.and I would like to say
please don't worry if I keep silence sometimes I have no time to travel ,it is about 25 minutes by bus from my town till Irkutsk
Please tell me more about you,your tastes,likes and dislikes .also I have a few impotant questions do you
like strong drinks too much?can you be very drunk?very ofthen?can you be rude with women?
Well,I have to stop or I will write without ending.Kiss you !see you later. In my next e-mail I will write you more things about myself and
more details about my trip and work. I will miss you, your Natalia

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She sure changes her hair color frequently in these latest pictures, atleast she has enough $$ to buy hair dye. LOL
 
dehawk said:
.also I have a few impotant questions do you
like strong drinks too much?can you be very drunk?very ofthen?can you be rude with women?
Well,I have to stop or I will write without ending.Kiss you !see you later.


She knows you already Dehawk! :rolleyes:

Maybe Big Daddy will let you send a pic of his house and say it's yours????? What was the picture you sent her?
 
Hehe , what do you mean , i am a religious person who has given up phis life (and grammer) for Saint dehawk.


Ok so i live in Spoofee CA and the closest airport is BD international airport.

This could possibly get very interesting.
 
Choochoojr said:
She sure changes her hair color frequently in these latest pictures, atleast she has enough $$ to buy hair dye. LOL


she seems to change her face too , its amazing what russian weather can do to your face.
 
She is a shape shifter, Dehawk, think of the possibilities whith that!!:D :D
 
Probably a gender-bender too!
 
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