4 word story game

Heres the story so far, up to the end of page 8

Once upon a time in the Big City, big daddy and dehawk were unhappy about their big, fancy and bouncing four, count em four, bulging eyes after seeing the big ugly feet of clubby after running just one short mile and rubbing cheetos on to get away from the bathtub full of jello that babs is lying seductively in without a towel or cloth. "Stinky bubbles!" she shouted. Then babs looked under her arms and found her armpits and one Hair she didn't shave. Then babs thought to scare it off with a picture of dehawk but she fainted before she saw dehawk so the bubbly gas overtook the rooms clean smell and she passed out. In came dehawk to tickle her ankles and steal all her nuts but she didn't have the guts to tell him that she was really preco in disguise so she cried "Cheeto's!" Before anyone knew it, it was all over. Big Daddy once said, "dehawk has 4 boobies! They have finally grown but they look funny and are bigger than clubby's ta-ta's which are no bigger than lemons." So they made lemonade. Dehawk squeezed real hard but then he realized he wasn't even squeezing clubby's lemons. He was feeling very gay suddenly because he was actually thinking about playing with a "georgous" man's buttocks and then he felt lonely without Big Daddy. And he looked around without realizing that he was already with his lemon squeezing pal Precocious, and they drank together and shared shoe stories of high heels and chains, whips, and jello. All kinds of kinky things, then Preco said coon-dog bastid, you're a really wonderful person and I realy like your chains whips and handcuffs when hung around your neck, like a pair of dice hanging on the long staff of a big sissy man kissing Big Daddy on a picture of dehawk, my lovechild, whose father, BD, was BBQing in this thong. And wouldn't you know along came Dehawk and with his little bag, pretending he was a traveling nut salesman, who needed some x-large thongs; and he was selling something that looked like lemons and cheetos on a pile of noodles. It looked quite delicious but tasted kind of funky. Choo then joined and brought a bag with a can of beer and juicy tidbits while wearing his chaps and slapping his behind, as Choo always does because he has nothing better to do today. But normally Choo eats a ham sandwhich with with lots of cinnamon and burps karaoke tunes while farting show tunes. Choo also likes his buns toasted on a huge BBQ pit with sour cream and pickles. Then clubby returned only to find her husband in bed with...

More later. Nice cliff hanger, huh? No reading ahead!
 
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