What was your favorite Christmas gift?

Coolness squidders, my dad gave me some good meds after I took the preventative early in the morning and it worked like a charm, for some reason the doctor won't give me the scrips I need, they only give the good stuff to the old people, what's up with that?
 
The looks on the faces of:

My wife when she saw her kayak and her sapphire bracelet
My oldest daughter when she found her new car
my two youngest when they opened their rollerblades.

Hey, Dan.. By the way, how the hell do you hide a freaking kayak?!
 
Do you have any programs for the 89??

Turns out the 89 has a different version of Basic (probably because it uses the Motorola 68K processor), so my program won't run. Sorry.
 
Hey, Dan.. By the way, how the hell do you hide a freaking kayak?!

At a neighbor's hous until Monday, then I put it in the bushes in the side yard, wrapped it in a tarp and covered it with Palmetto fronds. I then tied a spool of ribbon on it, ran it all over the yard and into my kayak. The box under the tree had Scrabble tiles in it that spelled "kayak", so she took that as a clue that her gift was hidden in my kayak. She found the ribbon, followed it and volia!
 
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